October 5, 2012 / 11:56AM 198 notes

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August 10, 2012 / 8:53AM 100 notes
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May 17, 2012 / 10:41AM 33 notes

When those “rappers” try to give you their mixtapes in Union Square.

wheninnewyorkcity:

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May 11, 2012 / 2:43PM 25 notes

When you have a great update to share during a client meeting

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May 9, 2012 / 11:46AM 1 note

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April 11, 2012 / 5:47PM 186 notes

meangirlsofpanem:

Is that bad?

meangirlsofpanem:

Is that bad?

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March 27, 2012 / 5:15PM 45 notes

A Street Along Manhattan Wall Named “Wall Street”

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Wow, these New Yorkers sure have a WILD imagination!

Wall Street has been built in lower Manhattan along a wall that was built in 1653. As you might recall, the 12-foot wall was built by the Dutch to keep out the Indians and Brits. They are now laying out streets in the area including the ingeniously named Wall Street.

SO clever!! We wonder what they’ll build next.

Maybe Street St.????

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March 6, 2012 / 10:02AM 740 notes

vogue:

BACKSTAGE: Lanvin Fall 2012
Photographed by Kevin Tachman

vogue:

BACKSTAGE: Lanvin Fall 2012

Photographed by Kevin Tachman

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March 2, 2012 / 3:51PM

The 26 Happiest Animals In The World

Secret To Happiness: Ability to blow water out of nose; having no particular place to be.
Favorite Thing: Hurrying anyway.

2. Boo, The Pomeranian

Secret To Happiness: Seizing the day; seeing the silver lining; dressing up like a bear occasionally.
Favorite Thing: Literally everything.

3. This Rabbit

Secret To Happiness: Looking adversity in the face and squawking contentedly at it.
Favorite Thing: Apartment-grade carpeting.

4. This Seal

Secret To Happiness: An abiding awareness that life is a series of profound absurdities that are beyond his control and, more importantly, not his fault.
Favorite Thing: Mostly just seal stuff.

5. This Cat

Secret To Happiness: A high-minded and esoteric sense of humor.
Favorite Thing: Cat food.

6. This Crocodile

Secret To Happiness: Lives in a river.
Favorite Thing: Probably biting things.

7. This Dog

Secret To Happiness: An unshakeable belief that the simple things in life require all of our attention all of the time.
Favorite Thing: Drooling.

8. This Stoat

Secret To Happiness: Advanced hopping/pouncing ability.
Favorite Thing: Eating small rodents.

9. This Sloth

Secret To Happiness: Strong sense of self worth.
Favorite Thing: Looking smug.

10. This Squirrel

Secret To Happiness: Hard work; simple, old-fashioned, American values.
Favorite Thing: Being a homeowner.

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February 22, 2012 / 5:11PM 2,791 notes

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE, TENNISON? QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. I OWN THIS DRAWER, LIKE I OWN THIS COMPANY, AND I WILL OCCUPY WHATEVER PORTION OF THE COMPANY I FEEL LIKE, WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE, AND UNLESS YOU CAN FIND ‘EXPLAINING MY ACTIONS TO SLACKJAWED, BUNGLING ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES’ SOMEWHERE ON MY C.V. I SUGGEST YOU SIT DOWN AT THAT DESK I GRACIOUSLY ALLOW YOU TO HAVE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR BABBLE. IF I WANTED TO BE DISAPPOINTED BY YOUR SEMI-COHERENT RAMBLING I’D CALL A SALES MEETING.
NOW WHERE ARE THOSE REPORTS I ASKED FOR? 
STOP LOOKING AROUND, YOU TIT. I’M SITTING ON THEM. HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB? AM I YOUR FATHER? DO YOU HAVE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS OF ME? CAN YOU EVEN READ, TENNISON?
I’M GOING TO GO DOWN TO 14 AND SLEEP IN THE 11”X17” PAPER TRAY IN THE COPY ROOM. I’LL BE BACK AT 3 AND I EXPECT YOU’LL HAVE THE SECOND QUARTER PROJECTIONS COMPLETED AND FAXED OVER TO MARTY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE, TENNISON? QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. I OWN THIS DRAWER, LIKE I OWN THIS COMPANY, AND I WILL OCCUPY WHATEVER PORTION OF THE COMPANY I FEEL LIKE, WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE, AND UNLESS YOU CAN FIND ‘EXPLAINING MY ACTIONS TO SLACKJAWED, BUNGLING ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES’ SOMEWHERE ON MY C.V. I SUGGEST YOU SIT DOWN AT THAT DESK I GRACIOUSLY ALLOW YOU TO HAVE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR BABBLE. IF I WANTED TO BE DISAPPOINTED BY YOUR SEMI-COHERENT RAMBLING I’D CALL A SALES MEETING.

NOW WHERE ARE THOSE REPORTS I ASKED FOR? 

STOP LOOKING AROUND, YOU TIT. I’M SITTING ON THEM. HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB? AM I YOUR FATHER? DO YOU HAVE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS OF ME? CAN YOU EVEN READ, TENNISON?

I’M GOING TO GO DOWN TO 14 AND SLEEP IN THE 11”X17” PAPER TRAY IN THE COPY ROOM. I’LL BE BACK AT 3 AND I EXPECT YOU’LL HAVE THE SECOND QUARTER PROJECTIONS COMPLETED AND FAXED OVER TO MARTY.

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