When those “rappers” try to give you their mixtapes in Union Square.
When you have a great update to share during a client meeting
A Street Along Manhattan Wall Named “Wall Street”
Wow, these New Yorkers sure have a WILD imagination!
Wall Street has been built in lower Manhattan along a wall that was built in 1653. As you might recall, the 12-foot wall was built by the Dutch to keep out the Indians and Brits. They are now laying out streets in the area including the ingeniously named Wall Street.
SO clever!! We wonder what they’ll build next.
Maybe Street St.????
The 26 Happiest Animals In The World
Secret To Happiness: Ability to blow water out of nose; having no particular place to be.
Favorite Thing: Hurrying anyway.
2. Boo, The Pomeranian
Secret To Happiness: Seizing the day; seeing the silver lining; dressing up like a bear occasionally.
Favorite Thing: Literally everything.
3. This Rabbit
Secret To Happiness: Looking adversity in the face and squawking contentedly at it.
Favorite Thing: Apartment-grade carpeting.
4. This Seal
Secret To Happiness: An abiding awareness that life is a series of profound absurdities that are beyond his control and, more importantly, not his fault.
Favorite Thing: Mostly just seal stuff.
5. This Cat
Secret To Happiness: A high-minded and esoteric sense of humor.
Favorite Thing: Cat food.
6. This Crocodile
Secret To Happiness: Lives in a river.
Favorite Thing: Probably biting things.
7. This Dog
Secret To Happiness: An unshakeable belief that the simple things in life require all of our attention all of the time.
Favorite Thing: Drooling.
8. This Stoat
Secret To Happiness: Advanced hopping/pouncing ability.
Favorite Thing: Eating small rodents.
9. This Sloth
Secret To Happiness: Strong sense of self worth.
Favorite Thing: Looking smug.
10. This Squirrel
Secret To Happiness: Hard work; simple, old-fashioned, American values.
Favorite Thing: Being a homeowner.